So. Onto the system. Lowest to highest.
First off is One GameCube controller:
This is for the worst of the worst games. A game has to be, like, three seconds long and glitchy to get this. I seriously doubt I'll ever waste my time reviewing a game that deserves this, save to say, "I found a one controller game: it's _____". Just so we all know.
Alright. Next up is Two GameCube controllers:
This would be something like... I don't even know. It's only a baby step above one. This is a game with crappy graphics, but it isn't as glitchy as some. It could definitely be better, and I'm sure I'll tell you all the ways I'd improve it. This will not be a common occurrence.
Three GameCube controllers:
This is average. If a game is up to snuff, but doesn't go above and beyond, it'll get this. I might make a few comments about what I dislike, but you'll most likely see more of the words: "I love___" and "___ is amazing!" But not as much as the next two ratings.
And now for Four GameCube controllers:
This is above average. "Exceeds Expectations" would be this one. This is a game that is absolutely FABULOUS! I know it isn't the full five, but if I really like a game, it's going here. The game play is smooth, the graphics are sleek. Lots of good things.
Last but not least, Five GameCube controllers:
This is reserved for games that absolutely BLOW ME AWAY! It's a step above a step above. The best of the best. Amazing graphics. Fantastic, interactive game play. Nothing in the game cheesed me off. I saw no room for improvement, or just a little. I didn't spend an hour doing stupid tutorials. If I rate a game 5/5, PLAY IT.
And that's it. =D That is my fantastic wonderful, fabulous, super-duper, uber, great rating system. I hope you liked it. And I hope this handy dandy guide is worthwhile.
